Thursday, April 16, 2009

A Quick One While He Is Away...

"Out of Context Theater":

These are all quotes taken from the Oakville Call, April 16, 2009, and attributed to Aaron Hilmer...

"It was obviously a stunning margin of victory. I didn't think it would be that large."
...That's what she said!!!!

"I spoke two weeks ago that I'm not going to focus on the past any more and I'm not going to focus on anything to do with the past."
...Mark McGwire's couldn't have said it any better in front of Congress.

"We're completely going toward the future. I mean the sun is rising, morning is breaking and the last shadows, they're about to flee."
...Who wants to sit next to him on a plane?

"And if they don't flee, we're going to run them out of Mehlville. And there's a new day coming and we're really excited to be able to do it."
...SPARTANS!!!!!

"We've left ourselves six cents (of the general-fund ceiling) where we could take it up.....
we might need to take a little bit more..."

...Can you say TAX INCREASE? I knew you could.

"We never claimed it would save you money on your tax bill."
....WHAT!!!!!!!...According to the Oakville Call dated Feb. 11 & 18, 2009, "Voter approval of both propositions would save taxpayers nearly $10.5 million per year, according to board Chairman Aaron Hilmer."

"Mrs. Stegman and myself were alone in the trenches together for a long time...We built a launching pad...the rocket got cut loose and we're going to take it to the stars..."
...Oakville Call or Penthouse Letters?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey maybe skelton will run again so we can beat his ass one more time. What a goof ball.

Anonymous said...

I LOVE IT! Those Penthouse Forum Letters are a great source for mind-blowing quotes.